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The Avengers: Hawkeye's Greatest Challenge

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The Avengers were partying on the beach at night. They had danced, sang karaoke, and harassed the elderly.

Tony Stark was bored, so he shouted "Alright Avengers! It is time for us to eat the food that we brought with us to eat on this night!"

The other Avengers began beating their chests and chanting "Let's eat food! Let's eat now! Let's eat food! Let us chow!"

They began to cook and soon they had eaten all of the burgers, hotdogs, and tater salad.

Tony jumped onto a picnic table and shined a torch on his face. "And now we must tell each other scary stories about zombies, mummies, and bigfoot! And...if we tell scary stories we must eat s'mores!"

Captain America, Black Widow, Thor, Bruce Banner, and Sheila the PR rep all cheered.

Hawkeye shuddered. "I dunno 'bout this. I-I'm not a 'fraidy cat or nuthin' I just don't want ya'll to get the nightmares."

"Tee hee! Hawkeye fears Bigfoot!" Black Widow laughed as she chomped on the tater salad that she had hidden from the others.

"I ain't never scared!" Hawkeye shouted.

"If you ain't scurred, go into the spooky forest and make Bigfoot calls, Cletus!" Thor taunted.

The Avengers, minus Hawkeye, began chanting and howling until he agreed to go into the forest.

Hawkeye nervously entered the foggy wood. "I haven't the foggiest clue about what  to do!"

He took a slow step and then another. Before he could take a third step he heard a loud noise.

"I hope that is Nick Fury and not a Bigfoot."

The noise became louder and louder until the noisemaker was revealed: Bigfoot!

"OH GAAAWWWWDDD!" Hawkeye screamed as he ran away.

He ran as a fast as he could. but he realized he wasn't going anywhere.

"What in Sam Hill is going on?!" He shouted.

The creature spoke "Relax. I am not a bad Bigfoot. I am a good Bigfoot. My name is Marvin."

"Marvin...Marvin Bigfoot?" asked Hawkeye.

"No, I'm Marvin Baxter-Birney. Why would my last name be Bigfoot? Are you Dave Human?"

"Sorry Marvin. I'm just all shook up ever since my pals made me come into this deciduous forest because I was scared of the ghost tales. Now they're eatin' s'mores without me."

"S-s...S'mores? Where?" asked Marvin.

"On the beach. Do you want some?" Hawkeye replied.

"Yes! Let's go right now!" Marvin said as he dashed to the beach.

Hawkeye followed and they arrived. Marvin saw the s'mores and screamed like a maniac. He charged over to them.

The Avengers were terrified and ran away.

"Hey! You scared away my pals!"

Marvin replied "What kind of friend sends someone into a spooky forest alone? That's how you get turned into a Bigfoot. A real friend shares s'mores. Shall we?"

Hawkeye and Marvin ate the s'mores and laughed until dawn.

"Hey Marvin! Why don't we form our own superhero team?"


THE END
Bigfoot doesn't exist. Hawkeye, however, is real. I saw him in a pub once, but he insisted that his name was Jeremy.
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