Superman's Nightclub

Superman made his way through the crowd in his nightclub "Club Super Dance". He got on the stage and grabbed a microphone.

"Alright, give a big hand to MC Batman and his brooding rhymes! ...And now the man that you've all been waiting for, he's got the Kryptonian rhythm: DJ Non!"

The crowd went wild as DJ Non came on the stage and dropped a phat beat on their heads.
Superman went down into the crowd to watch the show. He danced with all the single ladies. All of them. He decided to show off his Super Dancing and made his way to the center of the dance floor. As he grooved and jived his Super Hearing kept picking up that the crowd was unhappy  that the Club had run out of apple juice.

"Lois! Lois Lane!" He called out, but Lois couldn't hear him because of DJ Non's sick beets that he was cooking on stage.

"I guess I'll have to go buy more apple juice myself." Superman moon walked off the dance floor and headed to door.

On the street a lad approached him. "Hey Soops can I get in da club?"
"Beat it punk! ...Oh, I'm sorry. Are you Tenzil Kem?"
"Darn tootin', so can I go in the club or not?"
"Yes! Please do, tell them Bing Clark wants you in the VIP area."
"Alright peace. I'm gonna drink so much apple juice. This night's gonna be crazy like the Joker."

Superman debated whether he should tell him about the lack of apple juice. He decided to stall him "Hey, also tell them Bing Clark said you could have unlimited free grape juice."
Superman flew above the city find the nearest Apple Juice Depot. "Aha! Over on Lex Luthor Boulevard."

He rushed in only to find that the stock was depleted. "Oh no! If I don't buy lots of apple juice, the clubbers will riot!"

He flew at the speed of sound until he found Apple Juice Club. He went in.

"Welcome to Apple Juice Club do you have a membership card?"
"Oh no!"

Back at Club Super Dance, DJ Non was nearly finished with his set. It was time for his most recent hit song "Drink Ya Apple Juice Wit Me". DJ Non had told Superman and Lois beforehand that he would tell the crowd to drink apple juice at that song, so Lois moved behind the bar to help serve.  

"Where is Bing Clark? We're gonna be overwhelmed." Lois called Superman.

"Hello?" Superman talked as he finished signing up for his Apple Juice Club Card.

"Where are you? DJ Non is about to throw down that apple jack beat!"

"I'm getting more apple juice we're all out!"
Superman flew through the store with super speed and quickly chequed out.

DJ Non grabbed the mic "Alright y'all! Who wants to drink apple juice wit me?!"
The crowd went crazy.

Superman flew back to the club, but he was held up in traffic behind Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and the Batwing.

Tenzil Kem was in the VIP area and he had just finished his twelfth plate of chicken wings.

"I'm gonna need to something tastier!" He eyeballed an empty chair.

Superman came in and handed the apple juice crates to the bartenders.

"Okay, time to start serving this stuff...Is it windy in here?"

Superman looked around to see Tenzil Kem finishing off the western wall. The club goers were running away in fear.

Superman sighed and said "Shucks that was all for nothing!"

THE END