Batman: Gotham's Vengeance

Vamlemtimes Day had come and gone. Da Batmayne's alter ego, billionaire playboyee Bruce Wayne, wuz still eating da candy he got on dat mushy day.

"Alfred da best part about having so much game iz gettin' all dis candy on February 14th. Turn on da Bat-teevee and let's see wut's wut in Gotham."

Alfred turned on da teevee just in time for da emergency message.

"Aye! It's ya gurl Vicki Vale reportin' live from Gotham Confection Connection! Da Joker is here stealin' all da left over V-Day can-day!"

"Snap! Dis iz where  da Batmayne would come in han-day! I'll see you later Alfred!"

"Keep it real! And bring me some toffee candy. Cuz dey good." Alfred replied.

Da Batmayne sped to Gotham's most exclusive candy store. He bought Alfred's toffee and then sped to Gotham Confection Connection.

He arrived and Vicki Vale tried to interview him.

"Batmayne! How you gonna stop dis clown?"

Batmayne replied "Step one: tell you to shut yo mouf. Step two: go in dere and whoop dat mayne!"

Da Batmayne charged in and da Joker shouted "Don't hurt me Batmayne! Let me 'splain! I forgot about Valentime's Day dis year and I gotta make it up to shawty."

"You still gotta pay fo dat. And didn't you push her out a window once?"

"I don't got enuff dollas Batmayne...and maybe she did fall out a window once...BY ACCIDENT! But still, can't ya help me?"

Da Batmayne thought for a while and came up wit a plan. "A'ight how 'bout dis: I take you to Arkham and den she will feel sorry for you and you won't have to steal or spend mad dollas on candee."

Da Joker laughed and said "Great idea Batmayne! A'ight let's go."

Da Joker walked to da door and Batmayne punched him in da back of da head. It knocked out da clown.

"No one would believe dat he would go to prison wit out a fight... also I hate dat guy."

THE END