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Mass Effect: Shepard's Most Dangerous MissionCommander Shepard was maxin' and relaxin' on the Normandy after a tough mission.

"Yo Commander! Da Llusive Mayne wanna holla atcha!" Kelly shouted.

Shepard went to talk to him and he was warmly greeted.

"Shepard! Yo, good job on dat last mission! Ya did work son! Da Batarians thought dat dey could get away wit my birfday cake! Ha!"

"Aww shucks, it was nothing." Shepard replied.

"A'ight, a'ight. Down to bidness. I'm sending you 7500 credits. Go take yo team out to eat."

Shepard's eyes widened "Gee! That'll be swell!"

He ran off to tell the crew.

Shepard first met Garrus in a hallway.

"Dadgummit Shepard! We done ran out of food for my Mass Effect: Shepard's Most Dangerous Mission by ~waltwest

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Batman: Imposters"Yo Bruce! You seen my candy 'round hurr?" Dick asked.

"Naw, mayne. I ain't seen it." Bruce replied.

"Did you eat my candy?"

Bruce mean mugged him and said "Sucka, you know I ain't like dat nasty candy!"

"Sorry mayne, I just don't know where it's at."

Suddenly, dey heard Alfred scream. Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward ran to see wut had happened to da old mayne.

Dey met in da hallway and Alfred told dem dat dey shouldn't go up da stairs.

"Wut's da matter?! Wut be up dem stairs?!" Bruce asked.

"Dey...be...a...ghost!" Alfred panted.

Bruce laughed in his face and said "If Wayne Crib wuz haunted, don't you think dat da Batmayne would haBatman: Imposters by ~waltwest

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The Joker's Return to SanityDa Batmayne wuz chillin' in Wayne Crib wit his main mayne, Alfred.

"Thangs be lookin' up Alfred. Da Joker done reformed."

"Wut iz da Joker up to now Masta Wayne?" asked Alfred.

"He opened da hottest new restaurant in Gotham, Clown's Corndogs!"

Da Batmayne's tummy wuz rumblin' "Speakin' of which, I think I'll go git a corndog. Peace out Alfred."

"Keep it real."

Da Batmayne wuz so hongry dat he didn't even dress as Bruce Wayne.

"I hope nobody playa hate on da Batmayne for eatin' a corndog."

Da Batmayne arrived and wuz seated. He sat on a whoopee cushion. Da Joker saw it and laughed. He came over to da Batmayne and hit him in da face witThe Joker's Return to Sanity by ~waltwest

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Mass Effect: The Dark Side of OmegaCommander Shepard was in his cabin listening to some rockin' tunes. He danced around the cabin to the music. His energetic dancing made him hungry.

"I am the hungriest man in the galaxy! I have to get my grub on!" he exclaimed.

He rode in the elevator to go eat, but he remembered that he had forgotten to buy High-Grade Provisions for Mess Sergeant Gardner.

"The food will be terrible! I will have to eat somewhere else!" Shepard said.

He thought about what he should do and he realized that the Normandy was close to Omega.

"Joker, take us to Omega now!" Shepard commanded.

He arrived at Omega. It was his first time there and he didn't know Mass Effect: The Dark Side of Omega by ~waltwest

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A Starving Artist No More

by ~waltwest, May 3, 2013, 8:43:16 PM
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Dear Readers,

In my last journal entry, I embarked on the quest to satisfy the primitive urge to eat the many foods that the characters of my stories desire. The quest has ended. My understanding of the characters is as though I have known them for my whole life.

I am the same, yet different. I still write of these characters, but with new knowledge of pizza, hot dogs, and mayonnaise.

There is more room for me to store my knowledge thanks to the 5.9 stone I gained during this time. As they say, "A heavy man knows more than the light man."

For my craft,

Walt West

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