Bruce Wayne wuz in his hotel room in Metropolis.
"Ha ha! I love da vacation! I love dis hotel! I love deez hotel pancakes! I'mma get some more!"
He picked up his phone and called room service.
"Aye yo! Gimme mo pancakes right now, sucka!"
"Sorry Mr. Wayne, you don't get anymore. I'm taking over this hotel."
"Aye! Who is dis?!" Wayne asked.
"Lex Luthor." da voice replied.
Bruce Wayne rushed to his suit case to get his emergency Tourist-Bat-Man costume.
"If I'mma take on Lex Luthor I need to team up wit da dat knows him best. Dat's Supamayne! ...Or maybe Green Lantern?"
Batmayne rushed to da roof of da hotel and glided to Da Dailee Planet. He rappelled until he found da office of Clark Kent.
Clark wuz typin' away on his typewriter. "And that's why fish sticks are so important in today's economy. Fin."
He heard a Bat-tap on his Super-window. He looked to Batmayne and Super-nodded.
"Hey Jimmy! Tell Mr. White I'm going out to investigate!"
Soon, Supamayne and Batmayne wuz discussing dey plan.
"A'ight so, when we find Luthor, I'll step up to his face and you incinerate him!" Batmayne said.
"Sounds good! Leggo!"
Batmayne and Supamayne crashed through da hotel's front door and began trashin' da place lookin' for dat bald sucka.
On da fifth floor, dey found him.
Batmayne walked up to Luthor. "Aye wut a caped crusader gotta do to get some breakfast foods around hurr?"
"Well, let me see what I can do Batmayne."
Supamayne, eyes glowin' red, snuck up behind Luthor. As he lit up his heat vision, he got jacked up by a big ol' mean mayne.
Batmayne punched out Luthor and rushed to help Supamayne, but he wuz slammed into da wall.
"Who could do dis?" Batmayne asked.
Supamayne's eyes widened as he shouted "Darkseid!"
Darkseid lunged at Supamayne and slammed him into da ground.
"Whatchu doin' in dis hotel?" Batmayne asked.
"You know me better than anyone, Batmayne. You know that I could never turn down a free continental breakfast."
Darkseid tossed Batmayne out a window. Batmayne used his cape soften da landing.
"Luthor is using him as a bodyguard by paying him wit free breakfast!" Da World's Greatest Detective concluded.
Supamayne slammed through a wall and landed near Batmayne.
"I wonder if I could get in on dat..." Batmayne said.
"C'mon Batmayne help me beat this guy!"
Batmayne snapped outta his trance and said. "Oh yeah, about dat...I just remembered dat dere is a Pancake Place nearby. Let's just go there."
He helped Supamayne to his feet and dey walked 'round da corner to throw down on some breakfast pastries.
"B-but, but...what about me?" Darkseid asked.
Luthor walked up to his face and said, "I have some blueberry pancakes."
Darkseid hit Luthor wit his Omega Beam and shouted "I'm allergic to blueberries!"