It's been a while since I have put finger to key to send out an e-update over this untamed beast called the internet. When I last wrote, I had become a portly chap with too much focus upon eating like a true hero. I realized that a delicious diet is not the path to a heroic lifestyle.
I took a shine to martial arts and emptied my coffers to get as many lessons as possible. I am no longer my rotund self; I resemble one of the brave heroes that I write about: Batman.
Perhaps I should focus less on the enchanted tales conjured from my whimsical mind and turn to stopping criminals...
In the name of Justice,